Don't be surprised if my pictures on here disappear for awhile. Running out of gold membership and don't feel like paying it...

Picked up Eben from the airport. Bought a hamster in a feeble effort to replace my baby.

I just want Eben to stop being so goddamn tired and make a baby with me again. You know your seven times more fertile 6 months after a baby, abortion, or miscarriage? Yep. Nothing would make me happier right now...

I just want my baby back, is that too much to ask?